At a loss for reasons to vote for me? I'll change that.
Max has been programming since the womb (more like age 8). Who is better at communications in the 21st century than a tech guy?
Max can write English, Spanish, and Arabic well enough to provide announcements and news in them. This means he can communicate with 1.89 billion people, vs. only .94 billion for an English speaker.
His mother worked in communications for the BLSA. His father was secretary of the class of 1986. This makes him doubly as predisposed to be a good secretary from birth.